Perspective in the men's room
"Hey, Ken, you didn't flush the toilet."
"I know."
"Have you ever heard of being sanitary?"
"Yes."
"Well then what's up with that?"
"OK, think about the last guy that flushed the toilet. Picture him in your head."
"OK"
"Now tell me, what do you know about him."
"Nothing."
"Right. And what was the last thing he touched before he flushed the toilet?"
"Just shut up, Ken."
posted by jagular @ 8:02 AM
3 Comments:
LMFAO..as a female, I never thought of that..but I also use my foot to flush anywhere but home..
I flush the urinal - the toilet I outisde of home I almost never flush. I was my hands often and use the hand sanitizer.
Sometimes at home, I patake in the old adage, "If it's yellow..."
I'm a Texan. I wear boots. Boots provide me with a heel. Said heel does my flushing.
Don't ask me to do it buddy, or you'll have to speak to my heel.
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