Korean Missile Testing Press Conference Transcript

Following is the official transcript of today's Presidential press conference regarding the recent events surrounding North Korea's impending missile test:

BUSH: Ok, nuclear...nuclear...nuclear...ok, I think I got it now...nuclear...Hey, Carl, can we still talk about the threat of WMD if we already did that one? We can? They will? Are you sure? Ok. Nuclear...nuclear...nuclear...Oh, is this thing on? Oh, it is? Oops. Ok, Um, Er, My fellow Americans, I need to talk to you about something of the utmost importance. It has come to my attention that there is another country that's called North Korea. The president of that country is called Kim Dung Hill. He wants to send a nucular bomb at us. So we're gonna shoot it down when he does. I think there's probably some Al Qaeda people over there, too. Anyhow, it really is some kind of WMD this time, so I think we should whoop 'em. We're just gonna bypass all that mumbo jumbo with the congress approvin' it this time, ok.
And don't try misunderestimating me. We're really gonna get them slanty eyed commies good. Thank you, and good night...er...good morning...er, uh...goodbye.