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Jagular

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

What is a Jagular?

On May 24, at 9:38 PM, Black Dog asked, Where did the name Jagular come from? Its an interesting name.
So I shamelessly lifted this from one of the other Jagulars in the world. However, let it be known that I am the ORIGINAL Jagular.



"Look Pooh!" said Piglet suddenly. "There's something in one of the Pine Trees."

"So there is!" said Pooh, looking up wonderingly. "There's an Animal." Piglet took Pooh's arm, in case Pooh was frightened.

"Is it One of the Fiercer Animals?" he said, looking the other way. Pooh nodded.

"It's a Jagular," he said.

"What do Jagulars do?" asked Piglet, hoping that they wouldn't.

"They hide in the branches of trees, and drop on you as you go underneath," said Pooh. "Christopher Robin told me."

"Perhaps we better hadn't go underneath, Pooh. In case he dropped and hurt himself."

"They don't hurt themselves," said Pooh. "They're such very good droppers." Piglet still felt that to be underneath a Very Good Dropper would be a Mistake, and he was just going to hurry back for something which he had forgotten when the Jagular called out to them.

"Help! Help!" it called.

"That's what Jagulars always do," said Pooh, much interested. "They call 'Help! Help!' and then when you look up, they drop on you."

Who is there Pooh? "I'm looking down," cried Piglet loudly, so as the Jagular shouldn't do the wrong thing by accident. Something very excited next to the Jagular heard him, and squeaked:

"Pooh and Piglet! Pooh and Piglet!" All of a sudden Piglet felt that it was a much nicer day than he had thought it was. All warm and sunny---

"Pooh!" he cried. "I believe it's Tigger and Roo!"

"So it is," said Pooh. "I thought it was a Jagular and another Jagular."

3 Comments:

At May 25, 2006 8:52 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So a Jagular is like a grackle?

 
At May 25, 2006 11:52 AM, Blogger jagular said...

A grackle is like a Jagular wannabe.
Instead of saying "Help, Help," a grackle will say, "Hello, Hello"
And instead of dropping on you, they put droppings on your car.
But a Jagular is much fiercer than a grackle. Whereas grackles like to kill sparrows and robins, Jagulars prefer poohs and piglets.

 
At May 25, 2006 4:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hilarious.

 

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