Quote of the day

Nephew: We learned about Christopher Columbus. When he was either nineteen or twenty-one, he was attacked by pirates!

Me: Did the kill him?

Nephew: Nope, they killed everyone else except him though, and then he killed them. He pointed a cannon at the bottom of the boat and then sunk it, like in titanic.

Me: Did you learn about Queen Isabella?

Nephew: Yup! She was Christopher Columbus's first wife.