Conversations

We were at the dentist, waiting for him to finish my wife's tooth. I was watching the children. My five year old daughter came up to me.
"Daddy, I'm bored. What can I do?"
"You can help me look at this pretty picture on the wall."
"Daddy, that picture isn't pretty. It's stupid."
"It's stupid? I kinda thought it was pretty."
"Nope, it's stupid."
"Ok," I said, "how about that other painting over there?"
"Stupid."
"And the one by the desk? Is that one pretty?"
"Nope, it's stupid."
"Is the one by the door pretty?"
"Stupid."
"And is that last one over there on the wall stupid, too?"
---long pause---
"No. Actually that one is kinda pretty."

Thomas Kincaid wins again.