Scaring people

One night I was at work and I was checking the schedule for the coming week and came across the phone number list for the staff. (AKA, the where are you didn't you know you were working today list)
I xeroxed it off and then when I went on my lunch break I memorized everyone's phone numbers. There were about forty of them. But I'm some kind of phone number freak. I can't remember people's names for anything though.
Anyhow, when I got back from my lunch break I was sitting there and as each person would walk by I would do my best rainman impersonation and recite their name and phone number. People were getting all freaky and "OMG, you are scaring me. Stop it, you stalker."
About six months later someone was late for work and the new phone number list on the schedule didn't have her name on it. They were getting frantic trying to get ahold of her, so I said, here, try this number: 555-8167
So they called it and she answered the phone.
She was puzzled, because she specifically remembered removing her number from the computer.
"Where did you get my number?" she asked.
"From Ken. He knows everything."
"Where did he get my number from?"
"You remember that night about six months ago..."
"Crap, that's scary."
"I know....HEY KEN...YOU'RE SCARY"
"Alice Johnson. Johnson, Alice. 555-3850"
"Just...oh...that just scares me."


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