Telephone Conversation Overheard At Work

-Hello, I saw your ad in a magazine and I wanted to call for more information.
-Yes, it's the full page ad with all of your computers pictured.
-Yes, that's right.
-Ok, I just wanted to ask you what the difference is in all of the different models.
-Ok
-Ok
-Well, I'll tell you what, I'll just go ahead and get one of each and then I'll figure out which one I like the best.
-No, the ones I don't want I will just give away.
-Tell you what, just have them delivered to the hospital where I am and I will keep the one I want and give the rest to the nurses.
-No, I'm a patient.
-I'll probably be here a few more weeks. That's what they told me, anyway.
-No, I'm ok.
-No. It's a psychiatric hospital.
-Hello? Hello?

Humph. They hung up on me. How wierd.