Oh What A Day

It's been a busy day today.
Santa was on the last float in the Macy's parade, so everyone knows now that ChristX season is here. Santa is in town. He's taking names. No more whining or sneaking around. Eat all of your vegetables. Help with the dishes. The fat man is watching you.
"Daddy, are we going to go out tonight and look at Christmas lights?"

We went to my mother's house for Thanksgiving. Everyone got stuffed. Nobody had to go to the hospital.



Here's a good picture. There are little spikes that go into each end of the ear of corn, so that you can hold them while you eat it. There's a puppy head on one end, and a tail on the other. It's a corn dog.


While I was at my mother's house, she had me install a 200GB HD in her computer. I've been promising to do that for a couple of weeks now, and she finally caught me.

CONVERSATIONS WHILE DRIVING:
Son (on the cell phone with my brother): OK, I gotta go. Talk to you later...Oh, ok, she's right here...
(hands the phone to my daughter)
Daughter: Hello? Hello? Hello? There's nobody there.
Son: Man, that trick never gets old.

Wife: We had turkey for Thanksgiving. Are we going to have ham for Christmas?
Me: I don't know. That's a long time from now.
Wife: Do you see? That's the difference between men and women. Women are always thinking.
Me: Thinking or talking?
(Silence)
Me: Oh. NOW you are thinking.
Wife: You just wait.

Me (looking intently out the car window): Wow.
Everyone else: What?
Me: I just saw a matababy.
(Long pause)
Wife: What's a matababy?
Me: Nothin. What's a matta wichu?
(Long pause)
Wife: Damn.

I hope everyone had a wonderful day today. I'm going to go take a nap, compliments of Tryptophan.