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Jagular

Monday, October 23, 2006

Shamelessly stolen from the Scamming Forum

A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular B & Q customers. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping. Simply going out to get hardware supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the car. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another B & Q. You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

6 Comments:

At October 23, 2006 12:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quite the problem you have there Ken

: P.

 
At October 24, 2006 4:19 PM, Blogger Save Sheila said...

My husband says he's going to stock up on wallets, too! This is SO funny!

 
At October 24, 2006 5:25 PM, Blogger Tired of being broke said...

Isn't that a unique problem to have..lol.

 
At October 25, 2006 12:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've heard of that. When are the guys going to start washing windows??

And what is B & Q??

 
At October 25, 2006 12:54 PM, Blogger jagular said...

I'm guessing that B&Q is a hardware store wherever they guy who wrote this lives.

 
At October 27, 2006 8:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahh. Good to know.

 

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