What do you get your wife for your anniversary?

Yesterday was my anniversary.
The classic problem arose. What do you get for her?
Flowers?
No good. I get her flowers all the time. That wouldn't be very good. Flowers are only special for people who don't get them every week.
How about candies?
No good if you are on a diet.
Ok, the old standby. Diamonds.
That sounds good. Diamond whats?
Earrings? Got those for Valentines.
Bracelet? Birthday.
Necklace? Christmas.
Ring? No good. She won't wear rings.
Ok, let's get her something practical.
Clothing? Not if I want to live. We apparantly don't have the same taste in fashion.
Kitchen appliances? I know better. Death sentence.
Ok, so what would you get her?
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Well, it seems that I am a geek. So I got her a geek gift.
I got her a 512mb video card for our anniversary. It's really nice. Very sexy and sleek. And some new speakers. They are really cool. They have a digital readout on the front of the speaker that displays the name of the song you have on. It also displays the time and date and the resources you have used in your computer.

Here's the quote:
Shelley: OMG it's amazing. You can zoom all the way up on her nose. It's like you are right there.
Jagular: So is that a good anniversary present?
Shelley: You're such a geek.
Jagular: So are you.
Shelley: I know. We're just an old married couple now.

Now I have upgraded her computer to the point that windows no longer recognizes it as the original system. So I had to call Microsoft and revalidate her windows installation. That's always fun.