I went to a garage sale today.

I like garage sales. I go to them whenever I can. It all comes down to the age old expression about one man's trash. And I never like to pay full price for anything, so garage sales rule. I once bought a car at a garage sale. And in my neighborhood we have some good ones. There are people from secondhand stores who stock their entire store from garage sale items from my neighborhood.
Well, I went to a garage sale today and what did I find?



Apparently there's a woman who is moving to San Antonio and she doesn't want to have to haul this thing off.
"But Daddy," said my daughter, "I don't know how to play pool table."
"It's OK," said I, "I'll teach you."



"What about me?" said my son.
"Sure," said I, "Grab a stick. I can teach you, too."



Parenthood. It's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it.